Pinocchio Telling Lies T-Shirt masturbation and making sure the wine

and making sure the wine is perfect before doing anything drastic

when they struck up an unlikely romance

and you'll have people wondering whether you’re making a comment on space exploration

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Pinocchio Telling Lies T-Shirt masturbation and making sure the wineOh, Pinocchio, you mischievous little puppet. This shirt takes a classic, innocent childhood character and adds a very adult twist. Featuring Pinocchio with his famously long nose (which we all know gets longer with each lie), the caption Sit on my face and Ill tell you a lie is a cheeky invitation to the risqu side of things. Its for those who love a bit of humour that pushes boundaries and embraces the absurd. Whether youre a fan of classic fairy